Monday, March 15, 2010

It's so funny that I'm one of those people who thinks of things to blog about while they're laying in bed and then they write them down and then I look at them in the morning. This probably isn't such a great idea most of the time, because I write a lot of weird things. I start getting really tired and then I write weird ideas down like: Write about Muscle Spasms. Really? Muscle Spasms? I don't even remember writing that one down! I'm sure I could find some way to talk about muscle spasms but I don't really know why I would. Some time soon I'll have to do it just because I wrote it but most of the time I don't talk about those weird ones. I always think of good topics and then I forget them and I'll sit down to blog and I go blank!


As I was laying in my bed last night (which is where I do my best thinking) I thought: "Is daylight savings time really an hour ahead or is it actually the real time?" We change our clocks back but then we put them an hour forward again so which one is the real time? Is it really supposed to be dark at 6 o' clock or is it actually the other way around?! That's a great way to confuse yourself...

Sunday, March 14, 2010


So for my birthday (which is coming up in approximately 110 days) which is like 3 months and 2 weeks, I'm gonna get the Ipad! I'm so excited! If you don't know what an Ipad is, it's kinda like a giant Iphone laptop and it's got everything that a computer has and most things from the Iphone like apps, music, and lots more! I'm seriously hopin for one and I think it's a done-deel but ya:) Woohoo! I can hardly contain my excitement so I had to blog it!


So I really want to go blonder and I was thinking about going this blonde:
Tell me what you think cause I'll probably do it soon! (Hopefully)
Oh ya and I'm probably gonna get an official blog photo soon too! So stick around for that:)
Love you guys! (whoever you are!)
So I was thinking, why can't every commercial just be funny? They have the most boring commercials ever that are so unappealing and lifeless. It's no wonder everyone thinks commercials are so boring! Although, everyone likes funny things right? I don't know, maybe some people just aren't that creative or interesting but they really should try to be.

Saturday, March 13, 2010


I found the most beautiful wedding bouquets online today! These are what i want in my wedding! They aren't actually flowers, they're brooches! I think they are the best idea ever created in wedding history because you can keep them forever!

This is the one that I'm gonna have in my wedding! (the colorful one)


If you haven't noticed, my titles never really seem to go with the topic I talk about in my actual post. I'm probably not really going to write (or type) about goobs. But I guess thats better than "sjfajgflfh" or nothing, right?
Hmmm.... what to talk about? Maybe I'll talk about how annoying it is being a 90 pound freshman and having people think you're in 7th grade. I wish people could understand how frustrating it is being so little.
The other day I was at the dentist and the dentist helper lady was setting up for my filling. This is our conversation.
Dentist Lady: So are you homeschooled?
Me: Umm no but I was in 6th grade!
Dentist Lady: Was that last year?
Me: No, I'm a freshman in highschool now.
Dentist Lady: Oh! Thats so weird, my kids were a lot bigger than you in 9th grade.
Me: Oh. Hah.. thats cool:)

Saturday, March 6, 2010

The life and Times

Okay so you know those things on facebook that you can become a fan of, and they're things that you like, or say, or do, or whatever? I was laughing at all the ones that i've put so I decided to list them all on here for you guys (whoever reads this) and you can tell me if you've ever liked, said, done, or whatevered any of them!:)

1. Petville
2. Farmville
3. Hate waking up for school
4. Dora is a multilingual 4 year old, she should be able to find the banana tree on her own.
5. Telling someone a story and them saying "I know I was there remember?"
6. When the dentist asks you a question while they're operating on your teeth
7. Deep down, we've all wanted to try a Krabby Patty
8. When you count how many hours of sleep you'll get before you go to bed
9. The way that everything is so much funnier when you're not supposed to be laughing
10. For the amount I eat, I should be massive
11. Getting scared when you knock over a drink and you realize that the cup was empty
12. Looking at someone and automatically feeling annoyed
13. How stupid you feel when you say "What?" a thousand times
14. I hate "Battery Low"
15. When you're super excited for something and everything goes wrong
16. How much it sucks when you wake up from a good dream and it won't come back
17. I hate when one string on my hoodie becomes longer than the other one
18. I love it when someones laugh is funnier than the actual joke
19. Ice cream!
20. I used to harass Smarter Child on aim when no one else was online
21. 5 more minutes mom!
22. I used to pretend I was asleep after car rides to get carried into the house
23. I wish I could record my dreams and watch them over again
24. I wish I could see myself through someone elses eyes
25. Wishing that dream you just had was really true
26. Being glad that the nightmare you just had wasn't true
27. In my day, we had The Backstreet Boys, not Justin Beiber
28. Inhabit Design
29. The movie, The Hangover
30. Kids Bop needs to end
31. Kelley Simpson Photography
32. When your door is closed, someone comes in, walks out, and leaves it wide open
33. No, I'm not lying, but when you look at me like that how could I not smile
34. When Microsoft Word asks you if you spelled your last name wrong
35. When you say a word so many times that it doesn't even sound like a word anymore
36. When you open a pack of gum, everyone is your bestfriend
37. When you save a file as "efherif" because you're too lazy to type a better one
38. Shaggy from Scooby Doo is definitely a pot head (if you don't know who that is, look him up)
39. The moment of joy when you see your food coming to your table
40. Eating food samples and walking away
41. "Where are we going?" "I don't know I was following you!"
42. The moment that your heart stops when you tilt back in your chair too far
43. The first time I had a Mcflurry, I thought the spoon was a straw
44. When I turn the lights off downstairs, I run like hell
45. When I sit on the ground, I automatically start pulling the grass out
46. When you twitch in your bed 'cause you visioned yourself falling off a building
47. Drinking water with mint gum in your mouth and it tastes 5x's colder
48. Trampolines!
49. That awkward moment when you glance at someone staring at you
50. Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Heres a laugh!

Okay, so apparently I was a fantastic writer even when I was in second grade....
I just found a story that I wrote and I am gonna write it all out EXACTLY how I wrote it in second grade. Punctuation, spelling, grammar, everything. Get ready for this one!

chapter 1 of the gold dragon
once upon a time there whas a gold dragon and a knight and one day the knight named theodor whas garding the queens & kings casle. theodor the knight saw fir come out of nowhere he quick put out his sard and the fir stoped. he thought it was stramge. so he told the king and queen but and they thought he wus crasy and told him he whas a day dreamer but he egnored and whent to where the fire came from when he got thare he whas thirsty and week and came to a rock the rock moved so did theodor the rock slided so did theodor and gusse what theodor did not know it whas the gold dragon not arock. and theodor jumped of the rock or dragon and ran and he whas not crasy aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa he screemed and never ever stop
chapter 2 not so bad
after that day theodor never whent back but the dragon this time whent to theodor that day the day the dragon whas coming to theodor theordor whas waching the casle scurde even not knowing that the dragon whas coming. that day at 7 .p.m. the dragon came theodor whas tired waching the casle thats when it hapned theodor whent to sit on the grass this time he did not reremder what color the dragonwhaus the color was green he sat on the grass the grass whas not grass it was the dragon of coors. it moved theodor samed of the grass and screamed help me help me help me. i am being atacket by umonster help me please you have to suve me the dragon just sat and said i will not hirt you theodor stoped scureaming and listend a little while and screamed again. and the dragon said stop you are hirting my eres theodor grined the dragon said why are you grinning? because i am hirting your eres and the dragon said i dont get it? theodor said you are scary where did you come from spain? no I came from asia why. you are scary oh. theodor scureamed again stop it said the dragon no said theodor you are to scary you diserv it. oh great! said the dragon.

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Hahahaha that was it! I Hope you like it! Oh and by the way I FINALLY did actually get the comments to work so you can comment all of my posts now:)